Purging Like A Sorority Sister At Big John's...

So this has been a common post-election theme among many blogs, but I like it...

I can't wait until the following people fade away into obscurity:

1) Joe the broke, hypocritical, tax-evading, welfare-receiving, unlicensed pipe-cleaning, never-gonna-get-elected-to-any-public-office, shit-head, wannabe plumber.

2) Karl Rove, the Jabba the Hut of Washington politics without whom the world will be a much better place.

3) Sarah Palin and her gaggle of family members; granted, she will still be in the news, but she won't make the front page. You'll have to dig a bit to keep track of this Republican Valkyrie, at least for a year or two.

4) James Carville; you picked the wrong Democrat you stupid f$#%.

5) Joe Lieberman, Jerimiah Wright, William Ayers, Louis Farrakhan, Tony Rezko (not that they really mattered in the first place.

6) Tom Bradley (the African American gubenotorial candidate that the Bradely effect is based on)

7) Elizabeth Hasselback; the show is called "The View," not "The Views." I demand ideological solidarity from my middle-aged, female socialites. Time to take out the trash Joy Behar.